Why I Hate Cats

     We had two great cats. They were litterboxed trained and pleasant pets. Last spring I found them a great new home as my allergies were getting bad. It offered my eyes relief and comfort.

    We live in a home that is about 100 years old. Apparently old houses are mice magnets. I hate mice and prefer them either not in my house, or dead. I prefer not to use poison as I have dogs and kids. Humane traps, do not work well enough. The only solution...another cat. Allergies aside, I set my sites on recruiting new mice assassins. I enlisted 2 stray kittens. I have litterbox trained them and they are indoor only cats. They are adorable and fun, but don't be fooled, they are being raised to fight, maim, and kill.

    Someone found a third kitten from a different litter about the same size as the other two and asked if I would take him. I agreed to. This kitten is not litterbox trained. I, being the lucky one at home, work on teaching the kitten to use the box. He is about 50/50, not great odds. I am not a quitter, so I keep trying.

    This morning I woke up to find that kitten number 3 has decided to crap on the blanket that I am currently under. It was disgusting and appalling! I threw the kitten in the litterbox and threw the blanket in the washer. This blanket is huge and barely fits in the washer and takes 2 cycles to dry. Hours later my blanket is freshly laundered and I place on my bed. I walk away to start another load of laundry. As I come back to my room, I see the same kittten sitting on my bed, next to a pile of fresh kitty crap. $#@! I put him in the litterbox to strip my bed again. When I turn around I see him squatting on the floor trying to go again!!!

    I now have 2 indoor kittens and 1 outdoor kitten. Anyone looking for a cute gray kitten, FULL of fun and surprises, let me know. I would love to give this kitten to you so you can feel the same joy that I do!