Looking for a job? What jobs are the best? Which will I enjoy? I was thinking about this and came up with a few interesting career choices.
Maid: What better job than cleaning other people's houses? Yes, cleaning is tedious. I hate it and definitely don't want to clean up after other people's filth. However, I do love to snoop. Curiosity is a wonderful motivator. Who wouldn't want to have the option of rifling through other people's items in the guise of cleaning? What wonderful and scary things you may learn about different people. It's intriguing and would keep my interest.
Window Washer: Same premise as maid but different angle. I like the whole outside looking in thing. Lots of rooms are covered and the work is easier but a tad more dangerous. OK, really dangerous, but who says hanging from bungee cords and harnesses is a part of their job. Very thrilling.
Collections: I'm a bit sadistic. Calling people and harassing them about bills they have no money for is pointless. Listening to their rage could be entertaining. It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.
Airport Security Screener: The best way to drive people crazy. Make them take off their shoes, throw away their shampoo, ask them ridiculous questions. Fun!
Valet: The best way to decide on what car to purchase next, try them all. Better yet, get paid to try them all.
So what other crazy jobs could be made fun? Leave a comment and let me know.
Blanket: You could wrap the world in love.
ReplyDeleteI don't know that a person can apply to be a blanket or that blankets emit love, but the thought is overly sweet.
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